Weirdos

"HEY MISS! THERE'S A FOX'S TAIL ON YOU!!!"
"uhm why yeah"
"I USED TO BE A HUNTER USED TO SHOOT THEM FOXES!"
"..."
"IS IT A REAL FOX'S TAIL? AND DON'T YOU DARE TO LIE!"
"i dunno really"
"WELL LOOKS LIKE IT'S OH MY YOU'RE PRETTY"
"uhm kthx?"
"NOW YOU GO AHEAD"
And so I did.

Now, I know that tails on backpacks provoke the rage of peta-tards (petards?) - more rage than a polar fox coat, "because the coat at least keeps the wearer warm, and a decorative tail is an atrocity", and small kids can't keep their hands off people's tails on public transport. This is what I expected. I sure didn't expect encountering a unique weirdo inside of two weeks wearing a tail.